Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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