how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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