Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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