i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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