i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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