So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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