love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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