What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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