when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Randomize
