i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Fuck appropriateness.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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