ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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