You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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