That's intense
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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