i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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