so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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