No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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