i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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