Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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