just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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