i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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