ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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