When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
