At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
