she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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