32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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