I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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