Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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