no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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