After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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