Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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