quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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