She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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