I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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