You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
the raccoons are back...
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