Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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