i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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