it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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