I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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