John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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