Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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