i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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