OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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