I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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