So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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