no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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