I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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