what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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