i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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