protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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