I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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