ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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