pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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