K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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