we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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