I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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