end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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